Let’s remember “food sex” this Valentine’s Day


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Washington faction It is used to perform a function called “”food money sex” started, restarted, and abandoned several times. why? Who can track something like that! Perhaps, like its subject, it has too much work to do? , and pay homage to some memorable moments from perhaps the best era: The Mimi Montgomery Era, which ended in early 2021. Read FMS: Enjoy the headlines, then move on to the final section.

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“After drinking wine at the Agora, drinking wine and champagne at the holiday party, having a final cocktail at the Eastern, and wearing a one-piece outfit that slips off easily, we arrive at my house where there is an ongoing sex feud. I’ll explain: My neighbor’s bedroom and mine share a wall, so I often hear a chorus of moans from her and her gentleman friends during intercourse.”

-from “Work Holiday Party and Post-Sex Baked & Wired CupcakesJanuary 2020

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“We sober up from the mall and get another meal. As we got out of the car she asked what our plans were. I told her we had sex and then put on new fancy clothes.” I said I was going to dinner.

-from “A couple who leaves their children with their grandparents and eats a lot,” April 2021

“[W]We had some serious sex after mushrooms (mushrooms make me incredibly horny) while enjoying a charcuterie platter.

-from “50 year old woman hides beer in tumbler during video call, drinks with boyfriend and watches tiger kingApril 2020

“That’s exhausting” sex

“Man B goes home stupidly early. After sleeping for another hour or so, he sneaks into Man A’s room. If he feels me going to bed, it’s a game.

-from “23-year-old dating two men at once and trying to cut back on spendingFebruary 2020

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“Partly because we wanted to have sex in the Friday section of this article, we worked together to make it happen.”

-from “A journalist who writes erotic novels, plays Dungeons & Dragons, and has a pregnancy phobia with herMarch 2020

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